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Joe the Bacon Man🥸🥓

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Holaaaaaaa Not a crazy ton happened this week, but here's a list for y'all: ♡Mini golfing with the frenchies (french elders) on P-day!!! Got 3 holes in 1!!!  ♡EXCHANGES!!! With Sister Higley!! She's super great!! English work isn't though :( ♡At the food bank we volunteer at, there's this guy that only ever wants bacon. We named him the Bacon Man. Then we found out that his name was Joe. He's Joe the Bacon Man, wanted in two states. (I will not explain that second part any further.) ♡What's the most famous thing about Kentucky? KFC? WRONG! It's the Kentucky Derby of course!! Which happens to be in my area! They have this special event called Thunder over Louisville that we got to go to! It's basically a fair by the Ohio river!! ♡We have this one new member named Jero that is very picky with getting along with people. You have to basically earn his trust in order for him to pay you any attention. For a while, he hasn't bothered trying to talk or l...

🛸👽✨️ALIENS✨️👽🛸

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Feliz Lunes hermanas y hermanos!!! I got some stories for y'all. Las extraterrestres That's right. ✨️ALIENS✨️  One of our members named Carmen told us her alien-encounter experience: It was the middle of the night. She was at home, on her ranch in the middle of Mexico. Then BAM! The brightest lights she'd ever seen shined through the windows of her house. Then her whole family woke up to go see what was happening. Carmen heard muffled talking of somekind outside their home, and she worried for a second that it was the Cartel coming after them. (Mostly because their landlord at the time was a Government official, so a popular target.) Carmen's son peaked out the window, and she called out, "Felipe! No! It's not safe!" But he continued looking, and said, "Wow! Mom! Come look!!" Figuring it wasn't the Cartel, she peeked through the same window, and was amazed by what she saw. Two humanoid figures stood in the field in front of their house. She d...

It's enough to make a grown man cry

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Hola Como esta? Este es tu conciencia. Ven a Cristo. Ahora👀 La Cena de sueñas  I got to meet one of the best members in my area! Her name's Kathy, she's unhinged, and we have dinner with her every Monday night. After eating dinner, it's traditional that we play an intense game of uno no mercy. I definitely won. For sure. El Hombre lloró We made a grown man cry the other day, but it was in a good way. He was going through some hard stuff in life, but then we showed him this one inspirational video, and he started tearing up. Super spirit filled and awesome👍 Quesadilla salado Something devastating happened. I was adding spices to my fancy quesadilla, when suddenly, the salt shaker broke, and a white tsunami of sadness drenched my delicious meal 😭  After attempting to clear it all off, Hermana Carson offered to eat it. I think it was the biggest regret of her life. Very crunchy quesadilla. Conferencia General We had General Conference!!! It was awesome!!! A bunch of members...

✨️B-word✨️ I have a child now!

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Holaaaaaaa Guys. So much has happened. I will try to keep it as short as possible. I might fail. Sorry 😬 Bautismo My last Sunday in Lexington we had a baptism!!!! Kaleesy is so awesome and it's amazing to see how getting baptized has re-activated her whole family! Her brother recieved the priesthood and got to baptize her!!!! Hermana Stiglich was so excited that she painted a Book of Mormon for Kaleesy! And then we all marked our favorite scripture for her to read!  Traslados (Transfers) Then I had to say goodbye to what's been my home for the past 4.5 months!  I payed my Adioses to all the amazing members, friends, and my comps! Lexington, I'm gonna miss ya! You were a great starting area! Then we got transfer news, and now I'm leaving my baby area to have a baby! Sorpresas de Dios (God's Surprises)  Yep. I'm a mom now! I got my trainee child! Crazy! But wait! There's more! I'm trio training, but I'm Senior Comp! And my "wife" just got ou...